God has enlightened me to some AMAZING knowledge! The knowledge came to me in the car when my daughter was counting. My daughter, who is almost two, used to be able to count all the way to the number 14. She had it perfect- until the day she was enlightened to a higher wisdom. I am convinced that the day she started skipping the numbers three and four was the day that she became a genius. Somehow my daughter discovered that the numbers three and four do not actually exist. She began to understand that the numbers three and four are made up numbers to help us better understand and deal with the mysteries of the universe. For instance, our days are not exactly 24 hours thus we have leap years to make up for the difference. Well my daughter began to understand that the real solution to this problem is to eliminate the numbers three and four. If we eliminated these numbers then our days would be perfect and there would be no need for a leap year.
So, moral of the story, we should actually be counting: 1, 2…5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10…who’s with me?